funny Maia again

out of nowhere she wants to know if it hurts when people take out utensils.
WHAT? you mean your tonsils?
yeah utensils.
you go to sleep and when you wake up it hurts a little.
well then I dont want to take out utensils.




background: there has been no talk of anyone having out their tonsils and she is hardley ever even sick so I dont know where she got the idea she was getting her tonsils out. do they even DO that anymore?

conversations with maia

mama? what is this scar for?
its from my surgery.
when they took out your baby bones?
uhh no from when they took out my gallbladder.
your ballbladder? why did they take out your ballbladder? mama whats a ballbladder?

she knows I had my "baby making parts" removed but keeps calling it my baby bones because bones are the only part of the body she really can reference or understand. she doesnt know about all those other squishy parts so it must have been bones.

more silliness

Maia has smelly markers. one smells like lemons. SHe came running to me and said mom! smell my tongue!! does it smell like lemons? I said uhhh no. why? she said she licked one of her smelly markers.
lol that kid.

conversations with maia

that was a naughty thing to do! you stay in your room.

wahhhhh.

soundds like you feel guilty.

NO! I WONT FEEL GUILTY! I WILL NEVER FEEL GUILTY!

waiting.....

mom I feel guilty now.


mom what does guilty mean?

how can you be mad at her for writing in the dust on your car when she is so excited that she actually wrote her name? how can you be mad? you just cant. at least I couldnt.